Wednesday, August 19, 2020

I Quit Playing Pool Altogether Because of the Friggin' Virus: A Pool Poem


I quit playing pool altogether

Because of the friggin' virus.

As far as safety precautions go

Dr. Fauci would admire us.

But others are out there shooting pool

And apparently having fun

Which makes me wonder if it could be

That I'm the only one

Who doesn't believe this whole pandemic

Is a made up left-wing hoax.

Or could it be that my pool playing buds

Don't let on when someone croaks?

~ Ace Toscano

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