I quit playing pool altogether
Because of the friggin' virus.
As far as safety precautions go
Dr. Fauci would admire us.
But others are out there shooting pool
And apparently having fun
Which makes me wonder if it could be
That I'm the only one
Who doesn't believe this whole pandemic
Is a made up left-wing hoax.
Or could it be that my pool playing buds
Don't let on when someone croaks?